Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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