the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Randomize