Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I need to stop coming to work sober
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Randomize
