Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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