What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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