Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
