Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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