bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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