I smell stomach acid.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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