Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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