Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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