hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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