a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I have post one night stand depression
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