Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Randomize
