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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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