Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
tell me about the fingering
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