the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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