i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
