and my herpes radar will keep us safe
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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