K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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