let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
