He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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