That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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