Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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