Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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