we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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