Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
