PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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