it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
My vagina just recognized that song.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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