and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Dignity is for republicans.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Randomize