Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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