Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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