I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Damn victory sex feels great
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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