Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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