Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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