So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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