I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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