how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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