none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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