We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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