6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
