I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
