covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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