i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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