that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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