Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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