I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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