Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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