just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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