We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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