DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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