i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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