I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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