walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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